NEW WORDS

The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners: 

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex. 

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 

Tatyr: A lecherous Mr. Potato Head. 

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it. 

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. 

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. 

Burglesque: A poorly planned break-in. (See: Watergate) 

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer. 

Glibido: All talk and no action. 

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid & an asshole.

 

 

 

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